Politics: In America

In the first conversation I had today I got to say, “Anything that pisses off tyrants is okay in my book.” And, you know, I’m actually doing something that will piss one off.

In most other parts of the world, you’d be thought eccentric for loving the idea of making a dictator furious. And before your morning coffee? Why, positively strange!

But in America?

Yeah. That’s right. Grin when you say that.

In America.

First you make a despot angry at you, and only then do you pour your morning coffee. You gotta have your priorities in order, man.

This morning calls for Ronald Reagan with a .44 Magnum and a patriotic Ford Mustang, doesn’t it?

Welcome to America.

Because every day should be this awesome.

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